My precious doll

January 25, 2010

Today is a sad day for The Gregor. Today it has been a fortnight since my doll and I parted ways.

Here is an emoticon which attests to my depression.

We bonded over a mutual love of marine aquariums one day in the park. Ever since that day we were inseparable (but really, this is only to be expected – I exhibit exceptional magnetism). We passed the time with our scintillating tea parties and had heart-to-hearts while watching Weatherwatch and Music on SBS. She was so realistic, I felt a closer connection to her than I ever had to any human. I may enjoy making love often, but that can never compare to the bond between me and my doll. She really ignited my zest for life.

But then one day she was taken away for stupid reasons. It turned out she was in fact a human girl, and had to leave! I was distraught. She was the only friend I ever had. I cry at the memory.

Now, since The Gregor needs a little pick-me-up, here’s the pick-up line of the day:

Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Gregor
xoxo

Hi folks

January 24, 2010

The name is Gregor the game is making love, I like to think that my name is a sexy name and I like relationships open so I don’t cut off potential love making partners.

I think it would be cruel to deny the laydeez of the world a taste of the Gregor.

Now on to politics, I like sex, I really appreciate lovin a woman, I think it is a wonderful thing.

This is just an introduction, there is plenty more for the Gregor to express as his only outlet emotionally was his doll which was sadly taken away from him, far too soon.

Pick up line of the day:

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them

Hello world!

January 23, 2010

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